Did You Know That the Rulers of Qatar are Jews?

Spotted in the Guardian (oh, I read them all), in a piece describing the plight of Christians in Syria:

Bishop Khouri, who is known as an ultra-loyalist, accused western countries of betraying their own religious heritage by backing the rebels. "France likes to say that it defends Christians but they help terrorists to come to our country," he complained. "How is that Qatar can influence France and Britain with their money? It is well known that the leaders of Qatar are Jews."

As always, I'm the last one to know. I'm wondering how long before they start getting some schnorrers.