To start things off, there were two prime contenders for today's award.
The second place winner goes to Rafael Castro, for his op-ed in Ynet "Zionism will only cease being demonized when West stops to demonize colonialism":
Great, all we need is to rebrand colonialism!
Today's first prize goes to Yisrael Hayom for the title "'Downtrodden' Palestinians love their cellphones"
Great - there is no apartheid because they have cellphones! those lying downtrodden Palestinians!